January 2011
December 2010
written satirically in the summer of 2008
You are leaned against your kitchen counter, eating refrigerated Velveeta off a spoon. You don’t really question why you’re eating the Velveeta, because the simple explanation, “I am starving”, usually seems to suffice in terms of eating food. In addition to the hunger you are feeling, you also feel unbottled, limitless bounds of anger at circumstances beyond your control and this makes you unable...
24 dec 2010
i tried to mention, cryptically
the grief of pawprints;
the same pathetic christmas, birthday, evening wish;
the dangers of midday sleep, and a thirst
never slaked - faces both kindly and venemous, known only
in digital capacity.
in retrospect the idea was solid -
vowels and consonants spread on a palette
beginning each daub, purposeful.
and then layer to layer the words turned from
...
GET OUTTA MY HEADDDD
i guess this is my...
HOLIDAY SHOPPING
i have
NEARLY
accomplished it
Anonymous asked: Which color theme do you look at your own Tumblr in? I'm a fan of the "Indian" myself.
Anonymous asked: Which color theme do you look at your own Tumblr in? I'm a fan of the "Indian" myself.
Anonymous asked: Moar pictures of kittens.
Anonymous asked: Moar pictures of kittens.
What in tarnation?
So, this post that’s been going around.
“I don’t smoke. I don’t do drugs. I don’t have sex. I don’t give blow jobs. My shirt always covers my boobs quite well and I don’t take off my pants in the presence of a male. I don’t go to wild parties and I don’t get into fights. I’m not the prettiest girl and most boys don’t like me. In all honestly, I’m pretty boring, I go to school, I...
you can't trust them
on the recently discovered ant infestation. it is a common fact that ants don't cross salt lines.
Me: Going to get up early tomorrow and get traps.
Mom: Ok...put some salt in front of your room too
Me: They don't seem to want to go there.
Mom: For now, but you can't trust them.
